Sister Job has joined the Martyred Sisters of Our Lady of Perpetual Guilt. It is a cloistered, contemplative order dedicated to prayer, meditation, heavy medication, and letting go of the past. She has taken vows of poverty and silence and will be unable to attend the reunion. Peace be with you. Father Xavier



ML- I can't believe she's a nun. She was a child abuser.
HA- She taught middle, high school, and college - same thing.
ML- She wrote dirty books.
HA- They were Sociological perspectives, research, issues, history
and influences concerning cultural patterns of sexual behavior and sexually deviant behavior for the government and textbooks.
ML- She was married 3 times.
HA- The 1st was 2 minutes, the 2nd - well, they never found the body so they couldn't prove anything, the third was some Scottish guy.
ML- Didn't she have kids?
HA- #1 searches for alien evidence in area 51
#2 lives in a sweat lodge with dead animals
#3 is an animal trainer and ringleader for a circus
#4 sees little blue men and is trying to get on Oprah
#5 deals in native grasses
#6 Wears makeup and his mom's dresses
She never talks about them.
ML- But a nun?
HA- Maybe she needed a rest from the world for a while.

Addendum: This is a spoof. I have endured many hardships but keep going because of my faith and loving, protective family. Now for the kids: 5 boys, 1 girl #1 is in charge of the Homeland Security - INS- Border Patrol Accademy in Roswell and father to my granddaughter #2 is a stay at home single father of my two grandsons #3 follows Native American traditions in a century old house and has a great careeer #4 is the technical director of the Blue Man Group in Chicago and she just got engaged #5 is a landscape architect trying to protect and and preserve native Nebraska prairie grasses #6 is a theatre major in college. Wish I could join you all for the reunion but my health doesn't permit.