After completing a somewhat protracted course of study at the University of Michigan in Philosophy and Cell/Molecular Biology, I spent one year living in Chicago working odd jobs and amusing myself. I have since completed medical school at Michigan State's College of Human Medicine and am in the process of moving to North Carolina to begin my residency in Internal Medicine/Psychiatry at Duke. I am still recovering from the dismal realization that I have spent twenty-two years of my life in school and am elated to have finally escaped.