Top 10 Reasons to attend the Class Reunion
10. So you can stop lurking on everyone's Facebook page and stalk them in real life instead.
9. Think of what it will do for your Amway network!
8. You and your high school friends can drink - legally.
7. If you don't show up, we will assume you still have a perm.
6. C'mon... what's 20 lbs among old friends?
5. To show off your hot spouse/partner.
4. Humor the committee... we are a deluded bunch of diehards who think everyone should show up and appreciate all our efforts.
3. To see if you can recognize your date to the Junior Prom.
2. It is something to do on your annual trip to visit the old folks.
And the number one reason....
1. To see if John Oljar will swallow a goldfish for us....again!
Cory Bartsch