Twas the night of the Reunion when all thru the Ox - No one was listening, now that was a shock!
The place for the picture was chosen with care - But not to be used cause the food was still there
The class was excited a drink in their hand - Talking and laughing, the past in demand
Deb with a clipboard and I with a shout - Tried to gather the group with alot of doubt
When off to the left there arose such a chatter- A rumer the bar was closed that was the matter
Away to the group I flew like a flash - Loudly proclaiming the rumor is smashed!
A picture of children, running,on the go - Was easier to take then the crowd below
When what to my wondering eyes should appear?- But Mike Disney trying to get them to hear
He leaned to the right, with a hand to his ear - But the jist of my words just wasn't very clear
More rapid I gestured and pointed in vain - And he whistled and shouted and called them by name:
Hey! Darryl and Sheila, Debbie and Joyce! - Move right, more left, get out of the dark!
To the front of the stage, to the right of the wall - Move along, close your mouths, look up you all!
As I stood waiting, they put up a cry - So I took the damn picture with just a small sigh
Up on the balcony I snapped away blue - with the crowd down below shouting they were quite through
And then after saying I think we are done - They all ran away to rejoin all the fun!
As I drew in my head and was turning around - I knew a good picture was not to be found
They were dressed all real nice, from their hats to their shoes - In most of their hands a container of booze
A group in the back were sweating from heat - And the ones in the front were all turning to greet
Their eyes were not on me, their bodies not still - Take the picture! Take the picture, they'd all had their fill!
Most of their mouths were moving at will - But few sat down and were wonderfully chill
With a hand on my chin I awaited some quiet - But all I really got was short of a riot
So now at my computer I do sit - Trying to decide which picture is fit
A little tweek here, lighten it there - Sometimes even photoshop can't fix or repair
With a click of my mouse and a nod of my head - Its as good as it gets just short of dread
To the printer I go, they went straight to their work - Filling the orders, not one did they shirk
And putting each one in an envelope right - Game me a laugh, at the fun, at the sight
I sprang to the car and gave the postman a whistle - Away he did take them like the down of a thistle?
But I say as I'm done the next time if you like - I'M NOT TAKING THE PICTURE WITHOUT A DAMN MIC!!